Ok Ladies and Gentlemen the weather is bad everywhere and I thought that maybe as we are all stuck somewhere and possibly getting a bit down it might be time to have some fun.

Here are ten things that you shouldn’t say on a date, and indeed most of which you should never say to anyone ever.

I hope that the snow disappears and we get back to normal soon, stay safe out there.

You look good, is that one of those wonderbras?

I can’t say I know this restaurant, I have never been here before but I saw that they had a “two for the price of one deal this month.”

Do you have that feeling that they are watching you?

Oh! I am a very spiritual person, in fact I have a native Indian Spirit Guide!

No I won’t thanks, my doctors say I shouldn’t drink while I am on these drugs!

Well I didn’t mean to show everything because when I had dropped my trousers that scared the Jehovah’s Witnesses enough but when my underwear hit the ground, well I have never see anyone run that fast.

You can trust me!

I really liked your brother and the rest of your family, are you adopted?

Call me, your will call me won’t you, you won’t forget to call will you?

It is nice to get out of the house and of course to talk to someone, although I never seem to have anything much to say.

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Are you single and have been for a while now? If so it is entirely possible that you have started to wonder if you will every get a partner and form a long lasting relationship and when that happens you start to think that maybe dating is not the answer and should you even bother?

Well take heart and think about this for a moment. If there was some sort of supreme being and he or more likely she made all of the decisions and with the benefit of his or her amazing intelligence pair us all up based on how well we would get on, what colour our eyes were, what we liked and so on would that work or would he or she make mistakes, some of the cleverest things in the world like say for instance computers make mistakes just take the Lotto computer it must make mistakes because it has never chosen me.

Without dating and happily dating websites such as www.easilyfriends.com we wouldn’t have the fun of finding the person we rather like the look of, chatting to them, going on a date and slowly over a period of time discovering that we really like this person, surely dating is much better than being paired off just because we appear to be compatible.

Isn’t it a good job that we are human because sometimes the people we end up with are nothing like the stereotypes that computers suggest, which of course is why dating sites like www.easilyfriends.com are so much better than dating agencies who favour computer dating, computers should only date themselves shouldn’t they?

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