Smile In The Snow
Ok Ladies and Gentlemen the weather is bad everywhere and I thought that maybe as we are all stuck somewhere and possibly getting a bit down it might be time to have some fun.
Here are ten things that you shouldn’t say on a date, and indeed most of which you should never say to anyone ever.
I hope that the snow disappears and we get back to normal soon, stay safe out there.
You look good, is that one of those wonderbras?
I can’t say I know this restaurant, I have never been here before but I saw that they had a “two for the price of one deal this month.”
Do you have that feeling that they are watching you?
Oh! I am a very spiritual person, in fact I have a native Indian Spirit Guide!
No I won’t thanks, my doctors say I shouldn’t drink while I am on these drugs!
Well I didn’t mean to show everything because when I had dropped my trousers that scared the Jehovah’s Witnesses enough but when my underwear hit the ground, well I have never see anyone run that fast.
You can trust me!
I really liked your brother and the rest of your family, are you adopted?
Call me, your will call me won’t you, you won’t forget to call will you?
It is nice to get out of the house and of course to talk to someone, although I never seem to have anything much to say.
